Today was fairly slow, that was until I went to Morrisons and discovered the delights of the toffee chocolate cookie pie. The word revelation is thrown around a lot these days, TV shows, films and music all get this unneeded title, these people throwing this phrase around willy nilly have clearly never had a Morrisons cookie pie, if they had the word revelatory would be seriously considered before being used.
Let us begin by introducing the structure of the cookie pie, it's a extra thick chocolate chip cookie topped with chocolate icing with pieces of fudge placed on the top, now I've got your interest... What if I was to tell you this magnificent beast would cost you nothing more than fifty pence? Would you now say I've got your attention? If I don't then there is clearly something wrong with you and you should immediately stop reading this post and go back to eating raw carrots.
The trick to conquering this beast of a biscuit is speed, eat it fast before the inevitable pukey feeling hits you, that is game over with this tasty treat, do not, I repeat not succumb to your body's cry's for you to stop eating it.
In conclusion, if you don't mind throwing up or perhaps losing a foot to diabetes then leave your home, work place, church or whatever you're doing and buy this delightful food stuff, you may regret it but you'll enjoy it at the time.
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